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Funny Black Friday Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Black Friday" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them all to dinner. All runaways.
Al Lewis
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Wake yo' bi...-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy.
Damon
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Ain't playin' with you, nugga. Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire yo a.. if you hit someone else!
Pinky
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I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.
Robert Stack
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Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head. -Smokey
Friday
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Mmm-hmm well let me tell you what. You just tell the bi..., whoeva she is, when I catch her, Imma beat her ass! -Joi
Friday
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As leader, you're not allowed to go out and have beers on Friday night and break character.
Scott McNealy
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Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!
Harry Potter
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When I stopped seeing my mother through the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself.
Nancy Friday
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ni... dont do LeBrons, Kobe up on the weekends. Jordans Monday through Friday especially when Im freakin.
The Game
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Black women . . . work because their husbands can't make enough money at their jobs to keep everything going. . . . They don't go to work to find fulfillment, or adventure, or glamour and romance, like so many white women think they are doing. Black women work out of necessity.
Wilma Rudolph
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Here's something black people have known for a couple hundred years: ni...s are crazy. Now black people don't like talking about crazy ni...s in public cause white people may be listening. But I'm afraid the secret might be out.
Huey Freeman
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Im happy to be black. I am what I am, Im doing very well in my life, and Im thankful to God for that. I am a real person that cares about his art and cares about what hes doing I have a heart and a soul and want to touch people and give. As a black man, my hope is that I can touch more and more people all over the world of different races and different colours. And I think eventually, if I just stay on this path, well get there.
LL Cool J
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Wednesday a junior came to me, and told me I was to be hazed as I left the Opera House Friday night.
Richard H Davis
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Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.
Damon
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Three Chocolate Chip Cookies and a batch of 'Drama' cooking in the oven. Only on Fridays, thank God its Friday!
Unknown
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Hopped out the Phantom, icy white teeth. Step outside, smell like Friday Thirteenth.
Riff Raff
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You can overthrow a country now with your phone. How cool is that?-Ralph Cirella thought on a friday night.
Howard Stern
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Black people mad Romney's white. White people mad Obama's black. Me? I'm mad no one cares about their policies or our country.
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