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Funny Breakfast Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll
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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
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I might have to go on breakfast TV, which would mean getting up early.
Nik Kershaw
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I'm not a breakfast eater.
Sean Penn
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I never eat any breakfast.
Lizzie Andrew Borden
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I get to work at about 7:30 or 8 unless I have a breakfast meeting.
Donna Shalala
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I didn't come this far to be breakfast. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The land of embarrassment and breakfast.
Julian Barnes
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When you have something for breakfast, you're not going to be starving by lunch.
Bruce Barton
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
Elizabeth II
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Nothing like a massive breakfast to start the day off right.
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Feedback is the breakfast of champions.
Ken Blanchard
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Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll
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I'm only a morning person if we're having Marijuana for breakfast.
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Worms For Breakfast, I can't believe this is my job!!!! So gross.
Brooke Burke
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They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut.
Lil Wayne
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