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Funny Breakfast Quotes & Sayings
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I can't tell you what I had for breakfast, but I can sing every single word of rock and roll.
Patty Duke
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I like to think I am well-mannered. If I have the option at a breakfast place, I'll go with the grits. That's how Southern I am.
Michael C Hall
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Try to go out for breakfast as often as I can to start the day right. Cereal just doesn't cut it anymore.
Unknown
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Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.
Clement Freud
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Want to have a better day? Have music with breakfast, art with lunch, and dance after dinner.
Unknown
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Being in the hospital is a downer, but there is good in everything, you are being served breakfast in bed, Get Well Soon.
Unknown
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If you're waking up beside your boyfriend he should wake up to a nicely cooked breakfast. That'll start the day right.
Unknown
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Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
Marlene Dietrich
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My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.
Dean Koontz
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They say I'm nothing currently but my ni...s in the cut like surgery and all my breakfast, lunch and dinners get served to me.
Wiz Khalifa
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One thing we love to do together or for each other is cook. Nick makes a delicious breakfast.
Vanessa Lachey
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People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.
Max Beerbohm
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Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast
Marlene Dietrich
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You may as well say, 'That's a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
William Tecumseh Sherman
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper
Adelle Davis
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It is more important to eat some carbohydrates at breakfast, because the brain needs fuel right away, and carbohydrate is the best source.
Andrew Weil
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Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls.
Bruce Barton
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Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics.
Bill James
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Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like.
Joshua Homme
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It's breakfast time and I need my apple jacks and I need my fresh g.... syrup and a money stack.
Kreayshawn
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