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Funny Breakfast Quotes & Sayings
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The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
A P Herbert
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A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
Edgar Watson Howe
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Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Alfred A Montapert
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Chlorine: the breakfast of champions!
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Breakfast is the best tasting meal that is the hardest to get up for...
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The best breakfast burrito are always in the back of liquor stores!
Spencer Pratt
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This morning I had a delicious breakfast of hashtags and bacon.
Steve Carell
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Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one.
Joshua Homme
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To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day.
W Somerset Maugham
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Francis Bacon
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My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.
Liam Neeson
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Pizza for Breakfast, because I DO WHAT I WANT.
Unknown
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I leave ya family mourning like breakfast.
Papoose
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Im lookin at these Wheatie a.. ni...s as a breakfast of a champion.
Fabolous
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I don't clean toilets and I'm not all about breakfast, because I'm usually not up early enough.
Tori Spelling
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What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.
Bob Dylan
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The Emmy will have no effect on me, from the standpoint that you've still got to wash your bowl after breakfast.
Charles Keating
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The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.
Alan Patrick Herbert
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