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Funny Breakfast Quotes & Sayings
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I was in love when I was married to Kim Basinger, I'm not ashamed to say. I used to wake up in the morning and just look at her and say 'What do you want for breakfast, baby? Special K with blueberries? Let me go get some.'
Alec Baldwin
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Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.
Minnie Pearl
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Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
Jason Segel
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I like this job - most days I have a chance to make breakfast and take the kids to school or to read 'em a bedtime story. It's almost like a normal life.
Mark Harmon
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The soldiers' last meal is generally served out about five o'clock in the afternoon, sometimes earlier; and a stretch of fourteen hours intervenes between then and breakfast.
Patrick MacGill
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I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon frying pan: Nothing sticks to him
Pat Schroeder
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I rarely wear clothes when I'm home by myself. I love making breakfast naked. But you've got to make sure the gardener's not coming that day.
Kristen Bell
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Now my typical daily diet is eggs or oatmeal for breakfast, a chicken or vegetable wrap for lunch, then fish and vegetables for dinner.
Kate Beckinsale
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried.
Hugh Jackman
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And Big Night, I think by the end the brothers find that balance, when they touch each other on the shoulder over breakfast and it's understood that what should never have driven them apart almost drove them apart. I think that's a true moment.
Tony Shalhoub
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So I am not the guy who wants to eat you for breakfast anymore when we are in heats together. That shit will drive you crazy, if you stay in that mode for too long. Take my word for it, or just keep making up your own theories.
Andy Irons
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Doctors say I need about three weeks of recovery. All the nurses is lovin' me, sayin' 'The best part of the day is my half'. Feedin' me breakfast and giving me a sponge bath.
Biggie Smalls
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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You angry at breakfast ni...? you gang bangin on bacon ni...?
Katt Williams
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You supposed to be in charge. You supposed to the leader. Lead us to some breakfast then ni...!
Riley Freeman
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If being an adult means eating cereal for every meal except breakfast then, yes, I'm an adult.
Unknown
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde
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