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No matter how hard it is, true love is also the result of an accident in the dream of our life, and that accident is an event that happens in our soul.
Sorin Cerin
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When you fall head over heels in love, you must land on your head and become stupid in love because you never see any imperfections.
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My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.
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I want someone who can buy me a new car...
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Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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A weak man is just by accident. A strong but non-violent man is unjust by accident.
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
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I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes.
Tracey Ullman
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I ended up in college by accident. Everything in my life, I ended up in by accident. I was down south in this high school doing whatever. It could just not contain me. I quit school and took off and traveled around. Nobody knew where I was I just couldn't handle it anymore. It was a big scandal, I was gone. I left.
Pauley Perrette
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At great, great remove sit the head of General Electric, the head of News Corp, the head of Viacom, or the head of this giant international corporation that wants these ratings.
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I never did anything worth doing by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
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At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile picture!?'
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
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