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Funny Carl Bar Quotes & Sayings
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A book is never a masterpiece: it becomes one. Genius is the talent of a dead man.
Carl Sandburg
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In July, 1892, fate suddenly granted me financial independence.
Carl Spitteler
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I couldn't see myself filling some definite niche in what is called a career. This was all misty.
Carl Sandburg
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Every blunder behind us is giving a cheer for us, and only for those who were willing to fail are the dangers and splendors of life.
Carl Sandburg
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Science is a bulwark against mysticism, against superstition, against religion misapplied to where it has no business being.
Carl Sagan
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I don't like the glamorous nights so much. I usually leave depressed and I don't know why. Maybe it's the forced politeness. I like the local bar with money in the jukebox and a pretty girl next to me.
Vince Vaughn
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Editors may think of themselves as dignified headwaiters in a well-run restaurant but more often they operate a snack bar and expect you to be grateful that at least they got the food to the table warm.
Thomas Griffith
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That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.
Mojo Nixon
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When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster...whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.
Gabriel Iglesias
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I will for ever, at all hazards, assert the dignity, independence, and integrity of the English bar; without which, impartial justice, the most valuable part of the English constitution, can have no existence.
Thomas Erskine
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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I think its important to let yourself indulge but what I eat, what I put into my body, goes directly to my baby. It makes you think, Do I really want to get that Snickers bar snack or do I want to get a bowl of fruit? So then I go for the fruit and the antioxidants.
Vanessa Lachey
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In today's global economy, however, it is important to raise the bar of excellence even higher. Today's students must be prepared to compete effectively on an international level.
Kenny Marchant
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Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.
Archie Shepp
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I had been keeping an off eye on the advertising field, thinking I might become an idea man and a copywriter.
Carl Sandburg
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My room for books and study or for sitting and thinking about nothing in particular to see what would happen was at the end of a hall.
Carl Sandburg
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