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Funny Cheese Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Cheese Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
Jack Handey
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
Todd Phillips
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Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" "Sure!" Boy: "POOF! Hey, you're single." Boy: "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl: "Sure?" Boy: "Our Relationship..."
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Being a best friend is more than sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bertolt Brecht
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If being broke is a joke then you a funny ni....
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Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke
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It's time to cut the cheese.
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We did talk about cheese on our first date.
Jane Kaczmarek
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Your cheese game is strong.
Tim Westwood
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Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce
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You age like cheese...You just keep getting smellier!
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I'm focused might as well say cheese for the pictures.
Lil Wayne
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