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Funny Chicken Statis Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I put on a lot of weight...I put on about 20 pounds at one point. It was purely eating, eating, eating, working out and working out, trying to sleep as much as you can...that's the other third of the equation. The eating was the biggest thing; since stopping shooting I probably work out the same but don't eat as much, and I've probably lost 15 pounds or something. Chicken breasts and protein shakes, boiled chicken, clean meats, the right carbs. Sickly stuff.
Chris Hemsworth
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I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.
Giancarlo Esposito
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Am I eating chicken or tuna?
Jessica Simpson
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They call me the juice the no chicken lover
Juicy J
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My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
Byron Nelson
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I love the smell of fried chicken.
Giancarlo Esposito
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Bob Hope
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It's my duty to myself to cook this chicken to the best of my ability.
Calvin Harris
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My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
Byron Nelson
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I didn't plant the story about the chicken.
Mark Zuckerberg
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Erotica is using a feather, po..ography is using the whole chicken.
Isabel Allende
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It is chicken, it is eggs, it is in between your legs, it is walking on the moon.
Genesis
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I want there to be no peasant in my kingdom so poor that he cannot have a chicken in his pot every Sunday.
Henry IV
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Hanging out on 2nd Avenue eating chicken vindaloo, I just want to be with you.
The Ramones
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Stopping a chicken from crossing a road is cock blocking.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Frank Perdue
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