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Funny Clean Hand Quotes & Sayings
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Villian hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt, in a clean pair of ripped jeans and a bummy shirt, wondering would you clap ya hands if he was friendly, dapper dan dipped in pretend to be fendi, and gold selling, no telling, slap a fan hand down, tell em no yelling. DOOM all capitals no trick spelling, got what it takes to get it through your thick melon.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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And the LORD spake unto Aaron, saying, Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations: And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean; And that ye may teach the children of Israel all the statutes which the LORD hath spoken unto them by the hand of Moses.
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My skin is a little sensitive, so I try not to use too many products. After work I'll just clean it with Neutrogena Deep Clean facial cleanser and put on a bit of lotion like Aveda Tourmaline Charged Hydrating Creme or a moisturizer by Kiehl's. I don't always use the same one. After a while my skin starts to get annoyed with one, and then I've got to move on to another.
Kristin Kreuk
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...Before considering the question that is seemingly always the most immediate one and the only urgent one, What shall we do? we ponder this: How must we think? For thinking is genuine activity, genuine taking a hand, if to take a hand means to lend a hand to...the coming to presence of Being.
Martin Heidegger
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
Bjork
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
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'Unskilled' pilots are always found in the wreckage with their hand around the microphone.
Unknown
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The citizens of New Hampshire expect and deserve a government as clean as our mountain streams and as open as our blue skies. Today let us pledge together to make this government - the people's government - clean, open and honest.
John Lynch
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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3 Jobs that changed the world: Hand, Blow and Steve.
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
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If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
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Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.
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Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day
Simone De Beauvoir
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Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later.
Unknown
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