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Funny Cold Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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You cold, cold heart!
Great Expectations
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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If you are cold - youll warm somehow, if you are hungry - youll eat something, but if you feel cold in your heart and your soul - then it is terrible.
Celuvka Za Leka Nosht
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