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Funny Cold Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I'll tell you you're right when you want and if only you could see into me. Oh when you're cold, I'll be there. Hold you tight to me.
Sade
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It's just like a cold
Paul Van Dyk
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Its so COLD outside I think My internet FROZE!
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It's too cold outside...for angels to fly.
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Its so cold outside, I just farted and snowflakes came out.
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The news said its so cold outside, crime has gone down.
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Its so cold outside there aint even a temperature it says 0.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
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You shouldn't be dating someone without the intent to marry them. Dating isn't a joke. Its purpose is to find the life partner created for you.
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T S Eliot
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Best Relationship? Its when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes
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There's nothing weird about playing a character called Alice. It's just that I played two characters in a row with my name. I used to joke that it was unimaginative casting.
Alice Eve
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If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
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He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
Georg Brandes
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H G Wells
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