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Funny Cold Joke Quotes & Sayings
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When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways.
Unknown
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Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
Hanoi Hannah
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it
GK Chesterton
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When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
David Sedaris
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That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke.
Miroslav Vitous
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
Henry Reed
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Maya Angelou
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Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.
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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
Mark Twain
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The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on s.. and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
Candace Bushnell
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My life has been one great big joke, A dance that's walked, A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke, When I think about myself.
Maya Angelou
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Oliver Goldsmith
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I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.
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In a way, everything concerning a movie leaves me cold.
Klaus Kinski
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Tell me why you're looking so confused? When I'm the one who didn't know the truth. How could you ever be so cold...
Jojo
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Its so cold outside you could rob me and I wouldn't even chase you.
Unknown
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the night when the cold wind blows.
Ramones
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When I came, she caught me like the common cold.
Lil Wayne
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