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Funny Cold Weather Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Jerome K Jerome
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Funny how someone who CARES so much, will be the first to give you the cold shoulder.
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My favorite part of the heat wave is watching tourists deeply regret their decision to come here.
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Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
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It's NEVER too cold for ice cream.
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Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
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My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern.
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They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet po...
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I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard
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Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer.
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Nipples: Nature's Thermometer.
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My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.
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Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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