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Funny Computers Quotes & Sayings
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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
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All computers wait at the same speed
Werner Von Braun
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We're getting so pulled in by computers and technology, and our kids have their face in the computers all day. The human relationship is being diminished by this.
Lenny Kravitz
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They went back there, looked at all the computers, asked me to come in and tell them what all the computers were for specifically so they knew how to dismantle the network I had been running.
Sherman Austin
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After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.
Sarah Jessica Parker
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
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Imagine if every Thursday your sho.. exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Jeff Raskin
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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.
Dave Barry
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You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction. You have so many computers, why don't you use them in the search for love?
Lech Walesa
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in.
Unknown
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Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are
Emo Philips
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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
Nicholas Negroponte
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Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
Unknown
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Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Unknown
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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
Nicholas Negroponte
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney
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The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.
Alvin Toffler
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At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to belong to everyone, and give us power, and free us from the people who owned computers and all that stuff.
Steve Wozniak
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