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Funny Conversations With Children A Quotes & Sayings
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Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children.
Unknown
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In my first book, Under Fire, I wrote that I revered Ronald Reagan. That was a dozen years ago. I still feel that way. I think he changed the world for the better for my children and my children's children.
Oliver North
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I pitched my last children's show presentation in the mid 1980's. The era of locally produced children's shows was over and the networks were not and are not interested in children's television.
William Jackson
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
Pamela Anderson
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
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If you never want to see a man again, say, I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children they leave skid marks.
Unknown
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I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the s.. talk with their children.
Epifania Savea
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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
Dean Martin
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
WCFields
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We have neither the pretension to solve all the problems of these deaf children nor the intention to sit down and feel sorry for these poor children, knowing that we could have made a difference in their lives.
Jean-Claude Adzalla
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Why do people take or keep their children out of school? Mostly for three reasons: they think that raising their children is their business not the governments; they enjoy being with their children and watching and helping them learn, and dont want to give that up to others; they want to keep them from being hurt, mentally, physically, and spiritually.
John Holt
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The children whom nobody leads by the hand are the children who know they are children.
Antonio Porchia
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When we raise our children, we relive our childhood. Forgotten memories, painful and pleasurable, rise to the surface.... So each of us thinks, almost daily, of how our own childhood compares with our children's, and of what our children's future will hold.
Ursula K LeGuin
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To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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