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Funny Dad J Quotes & Sayings
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My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
Derek Jeter
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When I was at Ole Miss, I called my dad up one time and said, Hey, Dad, have you ever looked at your stats here? They're not very good.
Eli Manning
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'Tom Cruise & I are around the same age...there is no reason why I can't be Ethan Hunt.' -My Dad while watching MI:4 HA! I love my Dad!
Tahj Mowry
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Also, to be honest, my dad wanted me to be an athlete. And I think all sons want to prove something to their dad. So now, aged 35, I want to see what I can achieve physically.
Joe Manganiello
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My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.
Thom Yorke
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Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad. Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!
American Dad
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Dad? What's up Dad! What's happenin'? -Alexandra King
The Descendants
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Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show...
Unknown
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More of him came from my step-dad, who is now passed away. The initial creators of the show kind of based the character on their dads and then I added my dad.
Kurtwood Smith
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She looks for someone to fill her empty heart. She looks for someone to call her beautiful. She looks for someone who tells her he loves her, and actually means it. She's just looking for her dad.
Cori Morton
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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
Paul Lynde
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At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
Mark Klein
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I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game.
David Hyde Pierce
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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
Adam Sandler
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When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Dont answer him
Unknown
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I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my brother & me.
Unknown
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'Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?' I don't know, ask your grandfather...
Unknown
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My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if you've been a difficult teenager.
Robbie Coltrane
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
Unknown
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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