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Funny Dark Humork Humor Quotes & Sayings
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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
Dabney Coleman
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I have a dark sense of humor.
Olivia Munn
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Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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All extremists should be taken out and shot.
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If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Life is a bi..., then you marry one.
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I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
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I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
A Rand
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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
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If you think s.. is a pain in the ass, try different position.
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In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
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When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him...that's where the money is.
Robespierre
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If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
William Clayton
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Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
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It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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