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Funny Day Starter Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Day Starter" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
Unknown
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B...... trying to see I tell them to look harder, Be the .. leave youll never be a starter, I only love money thats why the ni.... hustle, Million dollar crib yeah b.... I really hustle.
Trae
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You know what? It's a great conversation starter, right? You meet friends that way. Sometimes it's a good thing. And then other times, I guess, the person is just a little too... then you kind of like want to back away. It depends on the person, you know?
Alison Lohman
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do. Happy Boss Day!
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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For me, being a starter doesn't matter. Of course, I'd like to be in at the end of the game, to be a big part of the team, and to play as many minutes as I can play. But starting and coming off the bench are two different challenges.
Sue Wicks
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford.
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it or not, it was just really silly, fun, funny and entertaining, at the end of the day.
Charlie Day
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Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed. It really means a lot to work with someone who's so understanding & supportive. Have a Great Day
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I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and po..ography.
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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