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Funny Drug Dealer Quotes & Sayings
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
Unknown
332 Likes
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Music is my drug and YouTube is my dealer.
Unknown
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I don't think anyone's ever thought I was a drug dealer.
Jason Mewes
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They'll get you anything with that evil smile. Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial.
Nickelback
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All I see is black roses, drug dealer poses.
Pusha T
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I hate school. I'm dropping out and becoming a drug dealer. I'll join the mafia too.
Unknown
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You know those girls that wear no make up and have messy and just look effortlessly beautiful? Um yea, I look like a drug dealer when I do that.
Unknown
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My first acting job was playing a drug dealer when I was nine. My one line was 'It's really good shit, man.' That's the '70s for you.
Christina Applegate
193 Likes
When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'
Rosario Dawson
9 Likes
I respect a system that says we're going to put every bit of pressure on anybody we have to put it on to get to the drug dealer who is bringing his poison into the country.
Bill McCollum
1 Likes
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
12 Likes
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
2 Likes
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Whether we are New Dealer, Old Dealer, Liberty Leaguer or Red, whether we agree or not, we still have the right to think and speak how we feel.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Now you got me hopped up on that Pusher love. So high Im on the ceiling baby. You're my drug. So gon' and be my dealer baby. Roll me up. Cause all I want is you, baby.
Justin Timberlake
5 Likes
If a stripper changes her life she's still a stripper. If a drug dealer changes his life he's a business man, entrepreneur, etc...?
Amber Rose
34 Likes
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I've had the opportunity to play the drug dealer who gets gang-....d, and I'm like, "For what reason? Doing it just to do it? To just show people that I can be s..y or dark?" I don't want to do something just to make that point. It needs to happen organically, and I'm really confident it will. I'm a pretty patient person, and I'll wait until we find the right stuff.
Mandy Moore
7 Likes
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
27 Likes
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You could teach with this film, ¦ Because you know what? That neighborhood drug dealer? Hes not going to come up to your kid cursing him out being mean to him. Hes not going to come up to your kid with the gun out (saying) Take my drugs. Hes going to come up like, Hey how you doing? Hes going to kill you with kindness.
LL Cool J
17 Likes
When I moved out here and people saw my name... I had a shaved head, dark skin, and a tattoo...You would be shocked at the stuff they offered me. I was the gangbanger and the drug dealer and the thug. And that's all a Spanish or a black guy could get in this business. I decided I would not read for a role unless the character's name was Ryan or Bryan or Chad. And I think I got two Ryans in my career, which is pretty good.
Freddie Prinze Jr
12 Likes
The gun dealer is not only paying these two police officers, but more importantly, the gun dealer has said he will never again sell more than one gun to a customer. This is exactly what we're trying to get the gun industry across the country to do.
Michael D Barnes
6 Likes
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