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Funny Drug Dealer Quotes & Sayings
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A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer.
Anton Chekhov
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When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice.
Patrick Marber
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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People always want to ask me about my drug problem - I never had a drug problem; I had a self-esteem problem!
Gloria Gaynor
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A leader is a dealer in hope.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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It's the jack. Yeah I'm a dope dealer. On top of that I'm a liar and a stealer.
The Jacka
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We don't want the drug fight to be a political tool to defend geopolitical interests. We don't want a drug fight that is a pretext for the U.S. or other powers or governments ... to simply control (Bolivia's) government, blackmail or place conditions.
Evo Morales
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Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show.
Iggy Pop
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Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are they should be changed.
Jimmy Carter
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It's fun to tackle, but it's also very dark and sad at times, especially with the research I did and reading these stories about families that have been destroyed by this horrible drug. And I personally in my life have had people that I'm really close to, I've watched them get lost in this drug, and it literally ate their soul alive. They turned from these beautiful creatures into different people altogether, which is so sad.
Aaron Paul
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Just boarded a yacht. We're at the craps table in Vegas. The dealer saying how he admiring my watch.
Wiz Khalifa
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At the dealer, high, look at that Ferrari option. Just an everyday life, when you young and bossin.
Wiz Khalifa
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What's Gucci my ni...? What's Louis my killa? What's drugs my dealer? What's that jacket Margiela?
Kanye West
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George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
Tom Waits
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With my team, we at the car dealer. Smoking big green, I'm talking Godzilla.
Wiz Khalifa
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Ill come out at 60. I got three years in. I got the drug program, which will take a year off plus six months [in a] halfway house, so thats like 18 months total. So 30 years is like 25. I got three full years in plus the drug program will take off about five, so I will do about 20 more. Thats without the laws changing and not taking my plea back and I would just have to stick it out with this time.
Big Meech
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I spit crack and sold coke, I'm a dope dealer. I been realer since riding a Big Wheeler.
360
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ni... I just left the lot, I aint come to play. He pull me from my dealer tag, fu.. you trying to say.
Young Jeezy
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Supreme dope dealer, write it in bold letters. They love a ni...'s spirit like Pac at the Coachella.
Pusha T
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Generally, cars were not built to sit on dealer lots. It encourages the wrong kind of behavior in the whole system.
Rick Wagoner
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