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Funny Easter Egg Jokeume Quotes & Sayings
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Easter is the time to repent for all our sins and thank God for all his blessings over us. Let us prepare ourselves for the returning of Christ. Happy Easter to you.
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The great gift of Easter is hope - Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake.
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Now he's finally come back into my life again, On Easter Sunday, I realized my sorrow was in vain. For in Jesus, hope should never die, For my dearest best friend Jesus, never lies. Happy Easter to all of you.
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The spirit of easter is all about hope, love and joyful living. Happy Easter!
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May our Lord send his choicest blessings upon you and your family this Easter. Have a Blessed Easter.
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The spirit of easter is all about Hope, Love and Joyfull living. Happy Easter!
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On this day we give thanks to Jesus for giving his believers the GREATEST GIFTS of all. The gift of love, the gift of forgiveness and the gift of eternal life with him in Heaven. May you and your family have a Happy Easter
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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The best thing about Easter Sunday is being with family and good friends. Happy Easter!
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Easter is a time to rejoice, be thankful, be assured that all is forgiven so life extends beyond the soil of earth.
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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Easter brings joy to all, both to the big and small It is time to be happy and gay It is time to throw all your worries away. Happy Easter!
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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Easter reminds us about God's never ending love for us. Let us all together praise and worship God for his endless blessings. Have a blessed Easter.
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Happy Easter. May happy thoughts and springtime flowers brighten all your Easter hours.
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To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love, enjoin good and remove all evils Happy Easter!
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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Lord, the resurrection of Your Son has given us new life and renewed hope. Help us to live as new people in pursuit of the Christian ideal. Grant us wisdom to know what we must do, the will to want to do it, the courage to undertake it, the perseverance to continue to do it, and the strength to complete it.
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