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Funny Eat Quotes & Sayings
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I love to eat, and if I could, I'd eat every second of my life.
Maria Sharapova
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If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
W Somerset Maugham
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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
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You will soon eat a cookie.
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I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge on the weekends and eat french fries and pizza.
Jessica Szohr
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I normally eat everything under the sun, but once a year, for a whole month, I eat nothing but fruits, vegetables, nuts, and lean fish, and I feel great!
Elizabeth Mitchell
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I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.
Jeremy Renner
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Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.
Judith Viorst
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
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I basically eat a lot of proteins, and I've been eating smaller portions of food. I try to eat all locally raised and organic produce.
Norman Reedus
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Eat healthy for 2 weeks and then eat fish and chips...I promise you'll feel like you're gonna die, y'all! Junk food is poison.
Kat Dennings
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It's simple. Eat well, exercise and get lots of sleep but make sure you indulge occasionally. At my age I think, what the hell, and eat a Krispy Kreme doughnut!
Michelle Pfeiffer
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For me, first, it's finding quiet in my life - and I do that through yoga and meditation. It's also been a matter of changing the way I eat, because I think what we eat can inform who we are; food is a chemical and a drug to a certain extent.
Mariel Hemingway
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If you at the table, then you eat what I eat.
Rick Ross
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Tell these bi... ni...s it's they time of the month, time of the month. ni...s want beef but I eat that shit, eat eat everything well done.
Tyga
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During the day I force myself to at least eat some salads rather than rubbish, and a steak in the evening. In fact, I eat to basically satisfy my hunger. I hardly have the time to appreciate a meal, and I'm everything, but a gourmet.
Milla Jovovich
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Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
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Im not one of those people who cant eat carbs. I eat a lot. I do. I run four miles a day on the treadmill. I know that works for me, so Ive kind of trained myself. I do lift weights. Im not very good at soccer.
Victoria Beckham
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They think my life is glamourous. It's not true. I obviously get to come in and do radio interviews. That's the glamour. But other than that, I eat and sleep and that's it. Eat, sleep and do shows.
Adam Garcia
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