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Funny Eat Quotes & Sayings
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The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
Unknown
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Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.
Mary Catherine Bateson
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I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
Carol Alt
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I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food.
Star Jones
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To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
La Rochefoucauld
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Your body is the direct result of what you eat as well as what you don't eat.
Gloria Swanson
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I eat a lot. I eat three times a day and I snack.
Suzanne Somers
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God's creatures, great and small... eat them one, eat them all.
John A Simone Sr
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Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
Unknown
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
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I love you like a little kid loves to eat glue.
Unknown
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell
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Bird eat it and they leave it. Fowls eat it Goats love to play with it.
Peter Tosh
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I don't eat until I'm full, I eat until I'm miserable, hate my life, and feel insecure about myself.
Unknown
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
Unknown
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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If you are what you eat, then clearly you've had 2 heaping bowls of annoying today.
Unknown
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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Unknown
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I realistically eat every hour and 15 minutes. I watch the clock to see when I eat again. I'm almost upset that I'm not eating now.
Michael Todd
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I`m not as skinny as I used to be, thank God. I`d look very strange if I was. I`m slim. I eat healthily because that`s the way I prefer to eat and I`m sure it helps keep the weight off.
Twiggy
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