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Funny Eat Quotes & Sayings
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Believe in the process: if you eat sugary, fatty food every day you will get fat. So if you eat healthy food everyday, you will get skinny.
Unknown
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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George H W Bush
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To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will.
Ronald Reagan
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This evidence is overwhelming at this point. You eat more plants, you eat less other stuff, you live longer.
Mark Bittman
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You have to kill to survive. People have been doing it forever. I eat meat, and I eat fish. If I were on a deserted island I would need that to survive.
Benicio Del Toro
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It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.
Robbie Coltrane
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I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a day. Now if I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time out to eat some crackers.
Carol Alt
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces
Judith Viorst
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Rick Sutter
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When I work, I try to eat as much vegetarian as possible. When I do Cupid, I eat vegetarian because I need the energy. I've got those wings on my back.
Karl Urban
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According to the saying of an ancient philosopher, one should eat to live, and not live to eat
Moliere
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If you eat something and get fat, you should be responsible for it. I think that is the attitude of the great majority of Americans, that you should be responsible for what you eat.
Vic Snyder
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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
Jack Black
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I love watching The Chew but all it makes me want to do is cook and eat, cook and eat, and so on...lol.
Lindsay Lohan
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The right time to eat is: for a rich man when he is hungry, for a poor man when he has something to eat
Mexican Proverb
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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to eat you because you don't eat lions.
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