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Funny Eat Quotes & Sayings
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat - And let the Lord be thanked.
Robert Burns
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
Winston Churchill
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One day I will rip off your wings and eat them friend.
Unknown
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No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
Thomas Keller
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks.
Unknown
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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
Unknown
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
George Carlin
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There are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat.
Lillian Hellman
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I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.
Unknown
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He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Gary Lineker
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
Unknown
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Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.
Tony Robbins
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
Unknown
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
Unknown
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
Robert Orben
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I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
Paris Hilton
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