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The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Arthur Mellen Wellington
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.
Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the province of technology.
You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art.
There is no one area of chemical engineering that specifically helped me in my career as an astronaut, it was more the general education in engineering. Also, it was a very difficult and rigorous course. So, it made me strong and resourceful.
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
From here, it becomes an engineering problem; the engineer considers the ground motion that will occur and evaluates the requirements of the proposed structure in the light of the local foundation conditions.
Charles Francis Richter
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Robert A Heinlein
A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
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