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Funny Fast Drivingt Driving Quotes & Sayings
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
Unknown
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When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.
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I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.
Evel Knievel
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These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them.
Al Jarreau
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
Jesse Ventura
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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I'm in at Hot Wheel and I'm driving real fast and I'm smashing on the gas, I'm tryna do the dash. Hot Wheel...got 200 on the dash.
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I see myself sometimes going too fast at some points, moving too fast and seeing the game so fast. Thats one of the things Id like to improve at, seeing the game slower and slowing down sometimes.
Russell Westbrook
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
Brooke Burke
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The big and the fast beat the small and the fast. If you check out the NBA today, they're big and fast.
Rick Wagoner
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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My stupid GPS can't find Rack City. bi....
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
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I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for a cliff, you have to change direction. That's what the American people called for in November, and that's what we intend to deliver.
Barack Obama
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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