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Funny Fat People Gjokes Quotes & Sayings
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I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods. -Hanna
Pretty Little Liars
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The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.
Ken Kesey
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
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Im not eating pasta; I dont want to be depressed and fat. -Melissa
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Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff.
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My organs are too powerful... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.
Robert Baldwin
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If it means we're supposed to get matey with the Slytherins, fat chance.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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We are the people are parents warned us about.
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Some people can be so rude & inconsiderate. They think it's funny, but in reality it's not at all.
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Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.
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It's funny how when two people are perfect for each other, everybody else can see it but themselves.
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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Funny when the impression people get from you at first is instantly because they heard something about you...
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Smile, you're still faster than all the people behind you.
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It's funny how some people are so unforgiving, until they're the ones seeking forgiveness.
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A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Jerry Seinfield
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