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Funny Fat Tuy Fat Tu Quotes & Sayings
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Kingsley Amis
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I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
Benjamin Franklin
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A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
George Herbert
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I'm not fat, I'm just not skinny any more. When I was skinny, I was really unhappy and unhealthy.
Kate Winslet
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They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old Avengers with new people except for me, looking rather fat and rather old.
Patrick Macnee
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According to researchers a type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes. Though it more than triples you chance of contracting Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Seth Meyers
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Honey, check it out, you got me mesmerized with your black hair and your fat-ass thighs. Street poetry is my everyday but yo, I gotta stop when you trot my way.
A Tribe Called Quest
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Hey you get off my cloud. Let me get raw with my southpaw style. Mover, puffin' on a fat blunt from Cuba. It's the Meth Tical jet to Cal, I'm the Buddha.
Jackie Mittoo
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If you're cooking and not making mistakes, you're not playing outside your safety zone. I don't expect it all to be good. I have fat dogs because I scrap that stuff out the back door.
Guy Fieri
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You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?'...'Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?'
Kevin James
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It is impossible for our working people to maintain their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining a sufficient supply of fat, allotted to them on a proper basis.
Paul Von Hindenburg
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There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.
Donna A Lopiano
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Every day of my life, I feel fat. It's not correct thinking in the natural, normal human being's way of life.
Angie Everhart
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She called me fantastic, I called her a fat bi.... Still kill the pu..., put the cat in a casket.
Earl Sweatshirt
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Not all thin girls are pretty, and not all fat girls are ugly, everyone is beautiful and unique in their own ways, stop judging.
Unknown
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They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing; To shew that the LORD is upright: he is my rock, and there is no unrighteousness in him.
Bible
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When guys say that girls should be confident, they need to realize that we live in a society where we get called fat for not being 100lbs...
Unknown
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Eating properly is great. I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out, but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.
Mike Ditka
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Success bring bi...es, and they bad as fu... a.. fat as fu.., with a little ol' waist I ain't want the whole meal, just a little ol' taste.
J Cole
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I have felt some twinges recently, about parts I wanted to play that I may be getting too old and fat to do. 'Hamlet,' for example - maybe that's gone. I would love to play Richard II.
Matthew Macfadyen
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