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Funny First Date Nerves Quotes & Sayings
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I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
Adam Levine
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When your in the movie business you have a start date and a stop date.
Wayne Rogers
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Our very first date. Ooh! Well, from now on you can date your stupid video game!
Minnie Mouse
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To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
Al Goldstein
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Fastest way to end a date with me, be rude to your waitress regardless of the circumstances. Doesn't fly. Been there done that. Date over.
Unknown
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Oh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity. I'd rather go on a date with a real woman.
Casper Van Dien
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Date for a purpose. Date because there's potential there not because you're tired of being single.
Unknown
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A date is not a date until you kiss. -Shawn
Boy Meets World
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I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
Corey Feldman
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Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire.
Unknown
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A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date.
Unknown
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Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to be a hunk.
Ivanka Trump
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
Unknown
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
Brooke Burke
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Date a country boy because he knows how to treat a lady right, open doors pull out chairs, and have date night on a back road with trucks in the mud.
Unknown
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
Matthew Perry
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Yo, the only girl I ever loved, fu..ed some ni... that I really hate. And the funny part about it, that we didn't even date. But at the end she could still say she got her pu... ate.
Tyler The Creator
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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