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Funny Fish Pond Quotes & Sayings
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
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If you want to maintain a sustainable supply of fish you have to farm the fish, rather than mine them. So putting your money into fishing fleets that are going to exacerbate the problem by over-fishing is not the way to preserve the underlying asset.
Maurice Strong
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Your purpose is to act on the resources God gives you. If God gives you a bucket of fish, you have to distribute those fish. If you don't, they're going to rot, attract a bunch of flies, and start stinking up your soul.
Russell Simmons
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
Lynda Montgomery
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When I found out that Snooki got a book deal I was more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market.
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
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One fifth of human kind depend on fish to live. Today now 70 percent of the fish stock are over-exploited. According to FAO if we don't change our system of fishing the main sea resources will be gone in 2050. We don't want to believe what we know.
Yann Arthus-Bertrand
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Social entrepreneurs are not content just to give a fish or teach how to fish. They will not rest until they have revolutionized the fishing industry.
Bill Drayton
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Being down in Orlando, Florida, where we filmed the movie, I learned how to bass fish. Jerry Reed, who plays the villain in the movie, taught me how to bass fish.
Henry Winkler
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If I were to play somebody who ran a fish and chip shop, I would not work in a fish and chip shop for three months. Staring at chips is not going to help me in my performance.
Ben Kingsley
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Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long.
Vince Poscente
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Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
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If you are fishing for compliments, you put your bait in the wrong damn pond.
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You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?
Jonah Hill
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A fool can throw a stone in a pond that 100 wise men can not get out.
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This is a nice fish. Big fu..in' eyes, but a nice fu..in' fish. -Marcus Burnett
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Even those who venture to dip a toe in the pond of risk never allow themselves to get used to the water.
David Viscott
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