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Funny Fish Pond Quotes & Sayings
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You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? -Schmidt
21 Jump Street
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Maimonides
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Years ago I had a house in Suss.., it was like Arcadia, with an old Victorian bridge, a pond and the Downs.
Nicolas Roeg
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Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there. -Tom Anderson
Beavis And Butthead
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I'm a country girl at heart! I love dressing up in the latest fashion, but I would rather be in the mud, fishing, or swimming in a pond!
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American society is a sort of flat, fresh-water pond which absorbs silently, without reaction, anything which is thrown into it.
Henry B Adams
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Unknown
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In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina's room go out and the camera then turned to the pond where two goldfish were making love.
Pola Negri
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In 22 states parents cant take kids fishing and eat the fish if theyre lucky enough to catch anything because of mercury. Think about that. In 44% of all river bodies and streams its not safe to fish or swim. And yet industrial polluters continue to block legislation that would prevent mercury and MTBE from polluting our water supplies and leaving children with debilitating diseases.
Senator John Kerry
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The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.
Unknown
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In 22 states parents cant take kids fishing and eat the fish if theyre lucky enough to catch anything because of mercury. Think about that. In 44% of all river bodies and streams its not safe to fish or swim. And yet industrial polluters continue to block legislation that would prevent mercury and MTBE from polluting our water supplies and leaving children with debilitating diseases.
Senator John Kerry
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I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
Patton Oswalt
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For every action there is an equally strong opposing idea that vibrates on the other end within them like the receiving side of a series of ripples in a pond.
Unknown
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Traveling is my form of self-education. Every stream I fish now is not as good as it used to be. Traveling is my form of self-education. Every stream I fish now is not as good as it used to be. If you keep your eyes open as you travel around, you realize we are destroying this planet.
Yvon Chouinard
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We can't be afraid of change. You may feel very secure in the pond that you are in, but if you never venture out of it, you will never know that there is such a thing as an ocean, a sea. Holding onto something that is good for you now, may be the very reason why you don't have something better.
C Joybell C
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When was the last time you spent a quiet moment just doing nothing - just sitting and looking at the sea, or watching the wind blowing the tree limbs, or waves rippling on a pond, a flickering candle or children playing in the park?
Ralph Marston
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It was very much like Norman Rockwell: small town America. We walked to school or rode our bikes, stopped at the penny candy store on the way home from school, skated on the pond.
Dorothy Hamill
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Many drops make a bucket, many buckets make a pond, many ponds make a lake, and many lakes make an ocean.
Percy Ross
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Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
Thomas Love Peacock
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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