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Funny Following Surgery Quotes & Sayings
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I love you like Jocelyn Wildenstein loves plastic surgery.
Unknown
3 Likes
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I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.
Merle Haggard
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Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done.
Mila Kunis
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Both my parents were doctors, and my mother had her surgery in the house. There were six children.
Diane Cilento
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I have a new found respect for women who have been through breast cancer and this surgery.
Giuliana Rancic
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How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
Desperate Housewives
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They say I'm nothing currently but my ni...s in the cut like surgery and all my breakfast, lunch and dinners get served to me.
Wiz Khalifa
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Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.
G B Trudeau
1 Likes
How you ni...s want it, have it your way, Burger King. I get deep in that pu..., dig her out, surgery.
Lil Wayne
15 Likes
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett
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Cut the top off the Jag, call it open brain surgery.
Young Dro
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On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.
Steven Cojocaru
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Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.
Tom T Hall
5 Likes
My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
3 Likes
I thought my nose was too prominent so I had this corrected via plastic surgery in 1959.
Marie Windsor
2 Likes
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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You do what you gotta do. This is not heart surgery. I'm not curing cancer. I'm just trying to put my kids through school.
Ron Perlman
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But, then again, I had to stop because there was too much pain or too much trouble. After I retired I still had one more elbow surgery just to be able to do normal things.
Richard Krajicek
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
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