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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins
Samuel Pepys
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Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is the water of life, which comes from selfless worship and service.
Bhagavad Gita
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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...
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It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
Alan Ladd
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
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Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fu.. did you use before!?
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One day, Im gonna make the onions cry...
Tanya Bianco
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.
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