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Funny Football Status Quotes & Sayings
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These kids are the future of the National Football League. They're the next generation that will be playing high school football, NCAA football, and some even to the pros.
Troy Vincent
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Taking them out of the picture, so to speak, what football really is, the savagery, the core root of football, it doesn't change. It really puts the real in football.
Lawrence Taylor
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George F Will
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If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased
Bertrand Russell
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I love football, football is my life.
Wayne Rooney
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
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Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.
George F Will
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Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.
George F Will
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The only football players in my time were fellows who really loved to play football. They were not in it for the money. There wasn't much money there. They would have played football for nothing.
Red Grange
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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