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Funny For Someone Leaving A Job Quotes & Sayings
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence J Peter
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I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
Joel Lindley
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
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I'm not sad about leaving high school I'm pretty damn happy I'm almost out, I'm sad that I'm growing up.
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The only thing more unthinkable than leaving was staying; the only thing more impossible than staying was leaving.
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Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
Aziz Ansari
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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Dear, eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. DO YOUR JOB.
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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When I entered high school I couldn't wait to grow up. Now that I'm leaving high school I want to be a kid again.
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This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
Charisma Carpenter
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A good job is more than just a paycheck. A good job fosters independence and discipline, and contributes to the health of the community. A good job is a means to provide for the health and welfare of your family, to own a home, and save for retirement.
James H Douglas
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.
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I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.
Debbi Fields
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.
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