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Funny For Someone Leaving A Job Quotes & Sayings
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I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up traffic ;p I'm not leaving til I get extra ranch!!!
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Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
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Leaving someone is easy, not going back to them is the hard part.
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You can laugh at depression by leaving home and living life even if you're still stuck inside your head and your heart is dark.
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It often happens that when a person possesses a particular ability to an extraordinary degree, nature makes up for it by leaving him or her incompetent in every other department.
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Leaving England was a painful decision, and we still have some regrets about it. However, at that time, the research environment for theoretical chemistry was clearly better in the U.S.
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Sometimes the part of leaving you I hate the most is remembering how happy we used to be.
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At thirteen, when I arrived in Hong Kong after leaving China, I made a living by working in a restaurant.
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I don't know about Brad Pitt leaving that beautiful woman to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean how long is that going to last?
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I'm a catalyst for change. You can't be an outsider and be successful over 30 years without leaving a certain amount of scar tissue around the place.
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Dear God, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank You for being with me all the way, for never leaving me, for loving me.
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It really comes down to the fact that, because I was perceived as a bad guy for leaving the show, I think people were rooting against the movies. That was really unfortunate.
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It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself.
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Without sounding pompous, I really do feel that I have a set of standards that I must adhere to, even leaving aside considerations of what the readers expect.
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We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
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