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Funny Freezing Weather Quotes & Sayings
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On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
Dan Spencer
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I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying.
Unknown
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My children are all doing just fine. The mountain dogs are great in this weather. The yorkies are freezing.
Catherine Crier
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Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.
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Sorry this weather is requiring you to powder your balls in real time.
Unknown
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
Unknown
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Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
Pauly D
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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office.
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I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral s.. tonight.
Unknown
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Weather forecast? its LA! its gonna be hot and sunny all year long.be a weather man, check! - James
Big Time Rush
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There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruski
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.
Stephen Colbert
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, openly different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner
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This weather is almost colder than my heart.
Unknown
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When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather
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This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites! All of ya! You got a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? Untie your tongue and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? You know you want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a prediction. It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life. -Bill Murray
Groundhog Day
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The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Jerome K Jerome
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