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Funny Friday Sleeping Quotes & Sayings
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
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I like sleeping, its like death without commitment.
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
Fall Out Boy
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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One of the most inauspicious days for washing was Good Friday. Clothes hung out on that day would be spotted with blood, and a story is told that Jesus cursed a woman who was washing clothes as he passed by on the way to Calvary.
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I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did.
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Good Friday is a day of repentence and prayer, a day to remember Gods sacrifice for us, a day to ask forgiveness, a day to renew our relationship with God.
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Dave Barry
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C.L.A.S.S; Come late and start sleeping!
Emalie Newhall
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The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery...Today is a Friday the 13!
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Going to kill people with a chainsaw and then say YOLO because it's friday the 13.
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Thank God it's Friday! I get paid today!
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It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
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The message of Good Friday is that the dictum of an eye for an eye cannot work. The way to conquer evil is through good. Similarly, violence can be overcome only by non-violence and hatred by love.
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