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Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
Topher Grace
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do. Happy Boss Day!
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
Dave Grohl
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Nikhil Saluja
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