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Funny Get Your Day Started Quotes & Sayings
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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I hope your Mother's Day is more pleasant than labor was.
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Father's Day reminds me how much I love my mother.
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I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.
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Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.
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It doesn't need to be Boss's Day for me to pretend I respect you.
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
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I hope you enjoy Boss's Day by doing as little work as I do.
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Happy Mother's Day, even though I pretty much raised myself.
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Happy Father's Day from your little mistake...
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Happy Accidental Mother's Day.
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
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Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being s..ually harassed.
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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