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Funny Get Your Day Started Quotes & Sayings
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A new day signifies a new begining; don't sit there and let that opportunity pass you by. Accept the each new day and make it better than yesterday. Because yesterday doesn't matter as much as today does. Focus on the day ahead and make it a day to remember not a day to regret.
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A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking.
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When I was in high school I was a really huge SNL fan. I remember the cast around the time I started watching it-Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, Cheri O'Teri, Tracy Morgan. I did research to find out how people got on the show. Their bios always said they came from an improv team, so I started taking classes.
Aubrey Plaza
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person.
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Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles...
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
Robert Louis Stevenson
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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Let's celebrate our freedom to complain about July 4th falling in the middle of the week.
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Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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Remember that Mother's Day is about making moms feel special and loved, and not just via material things.
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I bailed on Hebrew school early on. So I kind of memorized my Bar Mitzvah piece and then the day before I had to do it, I totally panicked and started to project and then I wound up doing okay during the actual piece and had some phonetically written out in case I lost my place. But I just wanted to get through it and go back to my grandmothers house for kugel.
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A mother holds her child's hand for just a short time, but holds their heart forever.
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A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts
Washington Irving
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We thank you for adopting us into your family through the miracle of your grace, and for calling us to be brothers and sisters to each other. Today, loving God, we pray for our mothers: who cared for us when we were helpless, who comforted us when we were hurt and whose love and care we often took for granted.
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One day you'll love me, the way I loved you. One day you'll think of me the way I thought of you. One day you'll cry for me, the way I cried for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you.
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