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Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes & Sayings
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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The world has so many lessons to teach you. I consider the world, this Earth, to be like a school and our life the classrooms. And sometimes here in this Planet Earth school the lessons often come dressed up as detours or roadblocks. And sometimes as full-blown crises. And the secret Ive learned to getting ahead is being open to the lessons, lessons from the grandest university of all, that is, the universe itself.
Oprah Winfrey
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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