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Funny Greeting Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Greeting" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. How are you is a greeting, not a question.
Arthur Guiterman
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A star shines on the hour of our meeting.
Elvish Greeting
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I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me, thanks.'
Unknown
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I like conventions. I like meeting and greeting. I'm perched on that edge where I'm getting more attention than I quite know what to do with, though.
Laurell K Hamilton
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Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.
Richard A Wolters
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It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people
Dolph Sharp
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I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.
Emily Procter
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Mom, I just want to say how much you mean to me and how I do appreciate everything you've done for me. I pray that God will bless you in an even greater way and that His presence will be with you, especially more today.
M S Lowndes
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Nagini tells me that the old Muggle caretaker is standing right outside the door. Step aside, Wormtail, so that I can give our guest a proper greeting. Avada Kedavra!
Lord Voldemort
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There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days, no greeting like his welcome, no homage like his praise.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr
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How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!
John Muir
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There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days, no greeting like his welcome, no homage like his praise.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr
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May you know the love of God, more and more each day and know how much He values you in every little way. Today, we want to let you know, we appreciate what you do and we want you to know that we are thinking now of you.
M S Lowndes
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Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Nikhil Saluja
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Save your "sorry." One thing I don't need are anymore apologies. I got sorry greeting me at the front door. You can keep yours. I don't know what to do with them... I can't even... I have to throw some away. I can't even get to the clothes in my closet for all the sorries. I'm not even sorry about you being sorry.
Jo
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I sat with him for three hours and we did not exchange a single word. At the end he handed me, as he had done before, an envelope with money in it. It would have been much nicer if he had enclosed a greeting or a loving word. I would have been so pleased if he had.
Eva Braun
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It is difficult to make a greeting and birthday wish for someone so kind, humble, gentle, generous and loving. Mom, you are the best in the whole world. Happy Birthday!
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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