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Funny Greeting Quotes & Sayings
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Until we are grown we never fully realize how wonderful our father is. How kind he is and how wise. We simply take for granted each sacrifice he makes for us in his own loving way. But then we grow and finally learn how much his love really meant. And so this comes with all the thanks that you deserve and more. For there's no finer father than the one this greeting's for. Happy Father's Day with Love.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Mothers have a special way of saying, I love you, a love that God has given them, a love that will hold true. For Mothers sacrifice so much, providing for the home, creating there an atmosphere that reflects God's love alone.
M S Lowndes
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting.
Mother Teresa
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We pray that on this mothers day youll have some time for You to be able to do those special things you've always wanted to. We pray youll feel the closeness of the Lord God above and know how much youre thought of and how much that youre loved.
M S Lowndes
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I am praying to the Lord hat He will bless your day and that youd find a quietness when to Him, you come to pray. I pray youd know how much you've meant to me through all these years, for you have been there on your knees. Sometimes with bitter tears God has seen your Mother heart and answered your heart pleas and Mum, because of your strong faith, I also now believe.
M S Lowndes
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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