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Funny Greeting Quotes & Sayings
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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