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Funny Gym Teacher Quotes & Sayings
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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I grew up in a big Irish, Catholic family. My dad was a pretty rough guy. So one of my brothers left home when he was 15 and found his way to the gym. It gave me the opportunity to go and spend some time with him and work out in the gym.
Gerry Cooney
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Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.
Nishan Panwar
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I've found the best gym, Doug's Gym on Commerce. I think the guy who owns it has forgotten more about fitness than most people will ever learn. And it seems like he's had the same equipment since the Korean War. The first day I went there, I asked him if he had any cardio machines, and he threw me a jump rope.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
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I remember going to gym class one day and there was all kinds of profanity written all over my gym locker...Just mine. And it just said the most horrendous, awful things, ranging from s..ual orientation to race to religion to social status. And it sticks with you and it hurts. And I went home and I cried. I didn't want to go to school.
Lady Gaga
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Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
Unknown
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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Yoga has trimmed my body in a way that the gym never could. I used to be a gym rat, but I switched to yoga and am now almost 10 pounds lighter. One important thing I've gotten from yoga is breathing. When I'm cooking, the top part of my body collapses down. It cuts off my diaphragm.
Giada De Laurentiis
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As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
Unknown
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Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
Benjamin Franklin
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Hector Berlioz
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
Unknown
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There are many teachers who could ruin you. Before you know it you could be a pale copy of this teacher or that teacher. You have to evolve on your own.
Berenice Abbott
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