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Funny Head Injury Quotes & Sayings
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I'm gettin head while givin' head, that's a head-on collision.
Lil Wayne
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Nodding the head does not row the boat.
Unknown
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
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A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Oliver Herford
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Its funny how you can hate someone & be completely head over heels for them at the same time. Be mad at them but want to comfort them too.
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People are funny you don't even know about the shit that I been through. I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.
Drake
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Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
Unknown
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Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
Steven Spielberg
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Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase head wind.
Unknown
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A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
Orson Welles
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Dope like a crack addict, or a hop head. Spit it clear so you can hear, what I said. Pot head, hot head ni... that got dreads. Got bread stop red get hit with the hot lead.
Mac Dre
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The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
Unknown
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Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.
Kel Mitchell
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Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head.
Benson Bruno
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Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.
Kevin Hart
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They came down on my 50th birthday to the Whisky and played 45 minutes of old Mot�rhead songs! I always thought Metallica were good from day one. But when I first met Lars Ulrich, he was a horrible mouthy brat, same as he is now. He was head of Mot7ouml;rhead's West Coast fan club; what he didn't tell us was that he and Cliff [Burton, Metallica's original bassist] were the only members! Lars is a true friend. I'd hide him even if he were charged for murder. And Jimmy [James Hetfield] is frickin' funny as shit. I wish he wouldn't take everything so seriously, though. It seems to be messing with his head.
Motorhead
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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
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My high school had a Head Start program for homos..uals, it was called Drama Club.
Bob Smith
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