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Funny Healthcare Quotes & Sayings
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Republicans have offered dozens of comprehensive healthcare plans many of which achieve comprehensive healthcare reform without breaking what's working in healthcare. We want to fix what's broken in healthcare.
Paul Ryan
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The answer for healthcare is market incentives, not healthcare by a Godzilla-sized government bureaucracy.
Mitt Romney
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The healthcare bill not only is a monstrosity in terms of growing the government and cutting out the private sector, the way it was passed was sleazy. Every old Washington trick was used to pass the healthcare bill.
Lindsey Graham
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Providing patients and consumers with solid information on the cost and quality of their healthcare options can literally make the difference between life or death; and play a decisive role in whether a family or employer can afford healthcare.
Timothy Murphy
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Downton Abbey has taught me there was a time when British healthcare was just as horrifying as ours.
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In general President Obama's policies have been very, very skewed and very, very extreme. Like on healthcare for example, I don't think that trying to ram healthcare through was a smart idea politically, because he wasted a lot of capital and now he doesn't have any of that same capital with even his own party that he used to have.
Jonathan Krohn
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Fixing our healthcare system as a whole is our primary challenge, and to make it happen you need to get engaged to pound the pavement, get your hands dirty, endure real sacrifice, take on antiquated thinking and help lead the public debate.
Senator John Kerry
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I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare...
Unknown
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This is a government takeover of our healthcare system. It is the government basically running the entire healthcare system, turning large insurers into de facto public utilities, depriving people of choice, depriving people of options, raising people's prices, raising taxes when we need new jobs.
Paul Ryan
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Obama's Plan = 'bi...es get stitches.' Romney's Plan = 'bi...es get stitches assuming that bi... can afford healthcare.'
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I believe that free-market principles will solve our healthcare problems.
Rick Scott
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I am all for using business, public and private, to expand healthcare coverage.
Bob McDonnell
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Nurses are the heart of healthcare.
Donna Wilk Cardillo
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One in seven Americans, including more than 8 million children, does not have even basic healthcare coverage.
Dave Reichert
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Today, nearly 40 percent of a senior's healthcare spending is on pharmaceutical medications.
Dennis Hastert
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The real fight is about what should be in the marketplace and what should not. Should education be a marketable commodity? Should healthcare?
Susan George
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I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.
Ann Coulter
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We have now just enshrined, as soon as I sign this bill, the core principle that everybody should have some basic security when it comes to their healthcare.
Barack Obama
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Keep up hope for a better economy, more jobs, better wages, affordable healthcare and all the issues we have brought into focus.
Bob Clement
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